Thursday 1 December 2011

I'll regret this in the morning

I'm not 100% sober which is the only reason I'm writing this...


I saw a bloke in a leopard-print pimp coat at the train station today. Stylish. I really must invest in a floor length white fluffy coat and some bling. Maybe a cowboy hat too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiDFVxxiS9E I dedicate this song to him, for his services to keeping black-sterotypes alive.



I have a new top it's a boob tube in Rasta stripes it looks 'reem', as twats who watch TOWIE would say.


I really like crisps they're yummy, especially salt ones.

anyway there is this geeza, who I REALLY like but errm I don't think he likes me? He says one thing and does another and it gets me down sometimes. and don't talk to me for ages and says his phone is broke all the time:/ and I'd like to talk to him . I really like him even though a few people have told me not to, I do what the hell I like anyway. But He has promised me so much I really don't know how to take it. God dammit.

I got a job, so I am Santas elf. FML, a little kid kept wiping his snotty nose on me and screaming and some baby pulled my hair, and I got a job as temporary xmas staff doing random stuff... yawn, basically means I get roughly 2-4 hours sleep a day from now.. I'm going to be so moody and I'll spend all my tim
e sleeping which means no MW3 for NayNay </3 No type-95, no annoying people online, no rage mode </3 </3 </3

Yesterday my Chinos split right down the arse! When it happened I was SO pissed, what the actual fuck, my babies </3

My weekend was the actual dogs bollocks, to cut a long story short, I went to a rave and got in a state Charlie Sheen would have been proud of. I met some great people who helped me feel so much happier, I'll upload something about my little trip later on ;)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bdzl-zRmcI This was pretty much the anthem of the weekend


A special thanks to the mad giraffe for her assistance at the weekend.