- Cry when you watch The Titanic (even if your a boy)
- Open that really expensive bottle of pink champagne you were given for your birthday, on a random Thursday because you can't be bothered to go to the shop
- Get pissed off when he/she doesn't text you back for AGES
- Dance to Britney Spears/ any other cheesy music, when everyone is out the house while miming along
- When your out on a date to do the 'I'm reaching for my wallet but secretly praying you'll pay' move, only OCCASIONALLY though.
- Spend all day thinking about that boy/girl you like
- Madly stuff as much food as you can down your throat when you order a takeaway, much to your regret later
- (controversial) To have sex in a car
- Get really annoyed when people don't say thank you
- Stare at that window cleaners/ builders/ waiters ass
- To be drinking a glass of wine at 11am
and the final one for today:
- Get very jealous when you see him/her talking to that other guy/girl on Facebook/ text messages
I do the britney thing...*looks shamedfaced*
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