Tuesday 15 November 2011

A few things it's perfectly acceptable to do...

  • Cry when you watch The Titanic (even if your a boy)
  • Open that really expensive bottle of pink champagne you were given for your birthday, on a random Thursday because you can't be bothered to go to the shop
  • Get pissed off when he/she doesn't text you back for AGES
  •  Dance to Britney Spears/ any other cheesy music, when everyone is out the house while miming along
  • When your out on a date to do the 'I'm reaching for my wallet but secretly praying you'll pay' move, only OCCASIONALLY though.
  • Spend all day thinking about that boy/girl you like
  • Madly stuff as much food as you can down your throat when you order a takeaway, much to your regret later
  • (controversial) To have sex in a car
  • Get really annoyed when people don't say thank you
  • Stare at that window cleaners/ builders/ waiters ass
  • To be drinking a glass of wine at 11am
and the final one for today:
  • Get very jealous when you see him/her talking to that other guy/girl on Facebook/ text messages

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